I've just completed publishing, in four parts, my second annual not-quite-entirely-serious predictions for the IT industry in the coming year. In large part, this is a reaction to all the supposedly serious annual predictions that no one ever goes back to check on at the end of the year. Here you'll find predictions you don't need to check on -- they are absolutely 100% guaranteed to happen.
In some alternate universe, at least.
You can Start with part one and follow the links from there.